sick of excuses

Have you ever been to a bar or restaurant where they ring a bell when they get a tip? BDs Mongolian BBQ is one of those places. It's fun, you put a dollar in, they ring a huge bell, everyone in the place looks up and knows what's going on.

I think there should be a corporate equivalent of that, except instead of it being for tips, it should be when someone sucks. and instead of dollars, you put in coupons for a beating with that person's name on it. Like dropping in business cards for a free lunch. So every time someone fucks up, you get to ring this huge gong and everyone in the place prairiedogs to see who fucked up. And you get to yell that person's name.

And once a week, we get to draw the name of the lucky winner.