1,000 people

How many people work here? I swear they are all in front of the coffee maker at the same time.

sick of excuses

Have you ever been to a bar or restaurant where they ring a bell when they get a tip? BDs Mongolian BBQ is one of those places. It's fun, you put a dollar in, they ring a huge bell, everyone in the place looks up and knows what's going on.

I think there should be a corporate equivalent of that, except instead of it being for tips, it should be when someone sucks. and instead of dollars, you put in coupons for a beating with that person's name on it. Like dropping in business cards for a free lunch. So every time someone fucks up, you get to ring this huge gong and everyone in the place prairiedogs to see who fucked up. And you get to yell that person's name.

And once a week, we get to draw the name of the lucky winner.

office chair

apparently i can either have the seat of my chair parallel to the floor and recline or slope forward and have back support. for real? if you are going to put eight levers on a chair for adjustments, shouldn't they actually do something?